A simple, informal collection of tweets that have made me think...or made me smile.
@Ozdoogie: Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. #qotd
@Clementine_Ford: "If you'd like to watch our interview with Barnaby Joyce tonight, drop some acid and watch a tree do an interpretive dance." #lateline
@Jess_Rudd: Our Foxtel remote has carked it. No, it's not the batteries. It's pining for the fjörds.
@Richard_Schiff can't get myself to go. And damn I look good in jammies
@TheTweetOfGod: Attention: Will the owners of a blue planet with plate tectonics please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.
@Dom_Knight: When the Tokyo Yakult Swallows get a home run, the fans open tiny umbrellas. Presumably to indicate it's rainin' balls.
@latikambourke: As in oops? RT @jc_america: Santorum wins Alabama primary "We did it again," he tells supporters in Lafayette, Louisiana #GOP #Santorum
@JLLLOW WHY DO MARINES SUDDENLY APPEAR Every time, we spread fear, ... #ComCab #Darwin
@EvilCapnKirk: Roses are red, So is bacon. Poems are hard. Bacon.
@MaggieA: Carrots are not the same as chocolate. They really aren't.
@Queen_UK: One's reigning men, hallelujah, one's reigning men, amen!
@Success_K1d: 2 + 2 = Fish. 3 + 3 = Eight. 4 + 4 = Arrow. 7 + 7 = Triangle. 8 + 8 = Butterfly. #Retweet If you get it.
@sweary_bear: Go easy on Clive Palmer. It's not his fucking fault the lizard people injected him with population-culling thought-control microchips.
@QPSMedia: #bnetraffic Cow running loose on Captain Cook Bridge. Avoid the area, slow down & take care. Jumped off a horse float #nobull
@HappySinger: Someone should totally do a website about Mitt Romney eating. They could call it romnomnomnom dot com.
@Theideaofnorth: What if there were no hypothetical questions?
@MisterShuffles: If you have more pineapples than you and your family could ever eat, why wouldn't you share them around? Humans are weird. #qanda
@EnjoyMedway: I've created a new laughing gas that is also a laxative just for shits and giggles.
@AlecBaldwin: Name one part of our society, our culture, that you still have faith in. That you believe is uncorrupted.